Marko's Blog
Post ID 18 slug The-horror-rides-get-WORSE
The horror rides get WORSE!
Posted onIf you haven't read the previous blog post, do that - it gives context
Also no train pics today, srry
Anyway i have to talk about this since i find this both extremely funny and tragic because of it's nature.
So it has never happened to me, since the day i first got on this railway when i was 4, that the (qualified i presume) train conductor stopped at a station, did NOT open the doors to let anyone in or out, and just, departed??? Without having boarded anyone?
Cuz that's what happened to me for the first time this morning while i was trying to go on a walk in the historic centre.
I even tried yelling at the train conductor from outside the cockpit to open the door but either they didn't hear me or they somehow ignored me. And mind you there were 3 crew members in the cockpit, meaning they could have never in a million years have
"forgotten" to open the door.
There were me and a group of other travelers which were also just as scandalised by this.
There was also a young woman who had to get on but couldn't of course. We later discussed about this for a bit and she pointed out that - i kid you not - this is the 4th time in recent times that this has happened!! Meaning it's not an isolated case at all!!
Anyway i had to wait another 25 mins for the next delayed train - at one point in the journey some rude ass guy got on with a lawnchair, unfolded it and just sat in the middle of the doors Q_Q
Oh and btw as i travelled i noticed the amount of ppl on the platforms throughout the railway doubled - so this means that the rogue train from before probably hit even more people as it passed!!
And in the meantime i grow more afraid of this railway every day
Also no train pics today, srry
Anyway i have to talk about this since i find this both extremely funny and tragic because of it's nature.
So it has never happened to me, since the day i first got on this railway when i was 4, that the (qualified i presume) train conductor stopped at a station, did NOT open the doors to let anyone in or out, and just, departed??? Without having boarded anyone?
Cuz that's what happened to me for the first time this morning while i was trying to go on a walk in the historic centre.
I even tried yelling at the train conductor from outside the cockpit to open the door but either they didn't hear me or they somehow ignored me. And mind you there were 3 crew members in the cockpit, meaning they could have never in a million years have
"forgotten" to open the door.
There were me and a group of other travelers which were also just as scandalised by this.
There was also a young woman who had to get on but couldn't of course. We later discussed about this for a bit and she pointed out that - i kid you not - this is the 4th time in recent times that this has happened!! Meaning it's not an isolated case at all!!
Anyway i had to wait another 25 mins for the next delayed train - at one point in the journey some rude ass guy got on with a lawnchair, unfolded it and just sat in the middle of the doors Q_Q
Oh and btw as i travelled i noticed the amount of ppl on the platforms throughout the railway doubled - so this means that the rogue train from before probably hit even more people as it passed!!
And in the meantime i grow more afraid of this railway every day
Post ID 17 slug The-horror-rides
The horror rides
Posted onToday i want to talk about the railway i ride everyday: the Circumflegrea railway, which connects the historic centre of Naples with the urban districts and other municipalities.
We riders commonly (wrongly) call it "Cumana" because that's the name of it's older, still active cousin, the Cumana railway, which ends at the same point (Torregaveta (but the Circum railway has closed the Torregaveta-Licola tract)) which passes through the seaside and into other seaside municipalities.
Problem: this railway has been poorly maintained ever since it's conception between 1961 and the 70s - when the holding company wasn't EAV but the legendary SEPSA -, almost 100% due to lack of proper funding (same thing is happening with every other railway owned by EAV or other private entities, look at the Roma-Viterbo and Metromare railways in the Rome region.
So today i want to showcase you what i call "the horror rides", different small parts of this railway that are at high risk of derailing.
<img src="/media/circumflegrea-quarto-1.jpg" alt="Via Vaiani in Quarto (NA), seen from the railway. In the background, part of the small but long green skyline of Quarto" title="Via Vaiani in Quarto (NA), seen from the railway. In the background, part of the small but long green skyline of Quarto">
<div class="ta-centered">This image is taken on the railway in the section passing through Quarto, which is mostly held up in the air with a tall bridge (Quarto is a valley basically).
Here we have not one but 2 curves that the trains must pass through.
Problem is that, well, the curves rattle. A lot. I myself don't know the reason (either rail corrugation or a problem with the train wheels) but whenever the train has to make any curve it starts to make very loud noises and vibrations that debilitate my legs for a few seconds. Crazy</div>
<img src="/media/circumflegrea-pisani-1.jpg" alt="Part of the Pisani area, mostly green and with storage areas and some sparse buildings in it" title="Part of the Pisani area, mostly green and with storage areas and some sparse buildings in it"></img>
<div class="centered">This image was taken on the same ride, a few kilometres farther in the Montesanto (Naples) direction.
This is Pisani, in the Naples urban territory. Here we have yet another one of those loud curves, but with the added bonus of being heavily banked relative to the train's speed (so much that the train bounces left and right a lot!!) and there is a quite short railway switch near the Pisani station: whenever the train, in Licola direction (the station at the other end of the active line) approach that at high speed it really does feel like we're all dying and going on the news in that very moment</div>
<div class="centered">This next one i haven't shot a photo but it's alright since it's under a dark tunnel, but it's basically at the end of the Flegrea tunnel near Montesanto station. Some train drivers get distracted or aren't really the best, and whenever they have to encounter the switch system that's at Montesanto station and go way too fast, that's what i call a true horror ride. I come out half traumatized.</div>
But hey atleast there's the Train of Peace (well it's been here since May 30th but i only recently found out about it), which is a train dedicated to some peace party at Nabilah beach resort in Bacoli that happened that day, and the organizers got in contact with EAV to make a dedicated train service for the event which would grant free access to it.
<img src="/media/et500-treno-della-pace-nabilah.jpg" alt="the ET 516 unit, the Treno Della Pace (Train Of Peace) with a dedicated livery printed on it for the now past occasion" title="the ET 516 unit, the Treno Della Pace (Train Of Peace) with a dedicated livery printed on it for the now past occasion">
We riders commonly (wrongly) call it "Cumana" because that's the name of it's older, still active cousin, the Cumana railway, which ends at the same point (Torregaveta (but the Circum railway has closed the Torregaveta-Licola tract)) which passes through the seaside and into other seaside municipalities.
Problem: this railway has been poorly maintained ever since it's conception between 1961 and the 70s - when the holding company wasn't EAV but the legendary SEPSA -, almost 100% due to lack of proper funding (same thing is happening with every other railway owned by EAV or other private entities, look at the Roma-Viterbo and Metromare railways in the Rome region.
So today i want to showcase you what i call "the horror rides", different small parts of this railway that are at high risk of derailing.
<img src="/media/circumflegrea-quarto-1.jpg" alt="Via Vaiani in Quarto (NA), seen from the railway. In the background, part of the small but long green skyline of Quarto" title="Via Vaiani in Quarto (NA), seen from the railway. In the background, part of the small but long green skyline of Quarto">
<div class="ta-centered">This image is taken on the railway in the section passing through Quarto, which is mostly held up in the air with a tall bridge (Quarto is a valley basically).
Here we have not one but 2 curves that the trains must pass through.
Problem is that, well, the curves rattle. A lot. I myself don't know the reason (either rail corrugation or a problem with the train wheels) but whenever the train has to make any curve it starts to make very loud noises and vibrations that debilitate my legs for a few seconds. Crazy</div>
<img src="/media/circumflegrea-pisani-1.jpg" alt="Part of the Pisani area, mostly green and with storage areas and some sparse buildings in it" title="Part of the Pisani area, mostly green and with storage areas and some sparse buildings in it"></img>
<div class="centered">This image was taken on the same ride, a few kilometres farther in the Montesanto (Naples) direction.
This is Pisani, in the Naples urban territory. Here we have yet another one of those loud curves, but with the added bonus of being heavily banked relative to the train's speed (so much that the train bounces left and right a lot!!) and there is a quite short railway switch near the Pisani station: whenever the train, in Licola direction (the station at the other end of the active line) approach that at high speed it really does feel like we're all dying and going on the news in that very moment</div>
<div class="centered">This next one i haven't shot a photo but it's alright since it's under a dark tunnel, but it's basically at the end of the Flegrea tunnel near Montesanto station. Some train drivers get distracted or aren't really the best, and whenever they have to encounter the switch system that's at Montesanto station and go way too fast, that's what i call a true horror ride. I come out half traumatized.</div>
But hey atleast there's the Train of Peace (well it's been here since May 30th but i only recently found out about it), which is a train dedicated to some peace party at Nabilah beach resort in Bacoli that happened that day, and the organizers got in contact with EAV to make a dedicated train service for the event which would grant free access to it.
<img src="/media/et500-treno-della-pace-nabilah.jpg" alt="the ET 516 unit, the Treno Della Pace (Train Of Peace) with a dedicated livery printed on it for the now past occasion" title="the ET 516 unit, the Treno Della Pace (Train Of Peace) with a dedicated livery printed on it for the now past occasion">
Post ID 16 slug My-website-and-my-wallet
My website and my wallet
Posted onTonight i feel somewhat depressed since i'm undecided on this existential dilemma:
my website is hosted on a relatively powerful VPS that i pay about €8,50 a month for. For the domain i'm also paying like €8 every February 19th.
Now on my prepaid card i have um, quite a bit of money (not above €500, but still way more than what i'd ever personally spend in a year, which itself isnt really that much) so i can 100% afford all of this for like 6 years, but i'm kind of paranoid and i get heart attacks whenever i see my number go down with each billing.
I like to preserve money since i'm still young and would benefit so much from every last penny in the future (school/uni, jobs, starting life yk) and while me and my family already have accumulated money in bulk quantities hidden jealously for that reason over a longer time, i still subconsciously get the fear of "wasting money" with all of this website paying thing.
I need some psychotherapy lmao help me
my website is hosted on a relatively powerful VPS that i pay about €8,50 a month for. For the domain i'm also paying like €8 every February 19th.
Now on my prepaid card i have um, quite a bit of money (not above €500, but still way more than what i'd ever personally spend in a year, which itself isnt really that much) so i can 100% afford all of this for like 6 years, but i'm kind of paranoid and i get heart attacks whenever i see my number go down with each billing.
I like to preserve money since i'm still young and would benefit so much from every last penny in the future (school/uni, jobs, starting life yk) and while me and my family already have accumulated money in bulk quantities hidden jealously for that reason over a longer time, i still subconsciously get the fear of "wasting money" with all of this website paying thing.
I need some psychotherapy lmao help me
Post ID 15 slug DOT-FURRY-COUNT-ME-IN
DOT FURRY?! COUNT ME IN
Posted onAlmost seconds ago my favourite tech youtuber Brodie Robertson published an unskippable video title - "The Furry Top Level Domain" and showcasing the effort that the guys over at <a href="//www.dotfurry.org/">dotfurry.org</a> have been putting to get .furry to be an official ICANN gTLD and thus a real usable TLD for site domains - and i'm already dreaming of a markofiume.furry domain in the very near future!!!! Now unfortunately i'm way too broke to realistically spend a dollar on supporting the campaign but i just hope for the best cuz i'm rooting for it happening!
Post ID 14 slug Site-moved-to-a-git-repository
Site moved to a git repository!
Posted onTo prepare my website's system to be "presentable" and not too artisanal i moved to a proper DevOps workflow of development-testing-production.
I'm using GitHub as a remote @ markofiume/markofiume.com! Should be public
I'm using GitHub as a remote @ markofiume/markofiume.com! Should be public
EDIT 1 @ 2026-06-22 20:50:17: Update, Git gets in the way of what i want to make on my site, so the repo is private and i'm now using rsync via an encrypted tunnel
Post ID 13 slug Went-to-Rome-uni-and-never-going-back
Went to Rome uni and never going back
Posted onToday me and dad woke up at 3am for a 3 hour car ride to Rome. We had to guide and assist my older adult sister to the medicine and surgery faculty of the Tor Vergata university in Rome.
She has to take a long series of exams to be admitted into a proper money making career in medicine.
The exams started at 9am and finished 9 hours later. 9 hours where me and my dad had to stay outside of the auditorium with basically nothing to do except wander around, eat junk food and peek through the windows to check up on the situation inside that torture chamber of an auditorium.
Btw this isn't even the first time we had to do this: we did a similar thing in December of 2025 and she managed to fail the first exam. This time she still failed but at the last interrogation exam. she came out crying. also explained that neither now nor in december did a single student actually pass through all the tests. Now i basically never get political or conspirationist but i'm pretty sure what's happening there is the ones who manage the exams got some recommendeds to do the tests and received money without really minding wether the students pass. All the hundred other students in the auditorium can confirm.
Fuck Tor Vergata
Oh and also driving in Rome is magnitudes worse than here in Naples
She has to take a long series of exams to be admitted into a proper money making career in medicine.
The exams started at 9am and finished 9 hours later. 9 hours where me and my dad had to stay outside of the auditorium with basically nothing to do except wander around, eat junk food and peek through the windows to check up on the situation inside that torture chamber of an auditorium.
Btw this isn't even the first time we had to do this: we did a similar thing in December of 2025 and she managed to fail the first exam. This time she still failed but at the last interrogation exam. she came out crying. also explained that neither now nor in december did a single student actually pass through all the tests. Now i basically never get political or conspirationist but i'm pretty sure what's happening there is the ones who manage the exams got some recommendeds to do the tests and received money without really minding wether the students pass. All the hundred other students in the auditorium can confirm.
Fuck Tor Vergata
Oh and also driving in Rome is magnitudes worse than here in Naples
Post ID 12 slug The-weird-case-of-my-chinese-charging-case-for-my-buds
The weird case of my chinese charging case for my buds
Posted onWeird long title ik sorry. But thing is:
On may 15th i lost the charging case for my Galaxy Buds3 FE which are basically my life, and that same day i found a €28 chinese replacement that is somewhat even better cuz it has a little notch to strap it to somewhere so i dont lose it again xD
Anyway the expected date of arrival was between june 10th and 11th. today is june 11th and precisely 22:18 PM and i still have not received a spoonful of dog dookie.
I've been tracking that package via 17track.net since 2 days ago and then it was in an "alert" state, with the chinese side (China Post) stating it was a "failed delively" outright and the italian side stating very vague stuff, talking about a "package is in Peschiera Borromeo, Milan" and some "return to sender" and another "we are certifying the situation" type stuff. Amazon is dumb and just says "out for delivery" since june 4th and "arriving today" all the time.
Today i check 17track.net and at like 9pm it updates, the italian side has apparently removed all updates from it's feed, and the chinese side still says the delivery has failed. Amazon instead updated a few minutes ago (at like 10pm precise) and announced a delay to june 16th.
Weirdest thing? up until june 7th the italian side stated "delivered to destination" but then in a paradox says "failed delivery, return to sender" which makes absolutely no sense at all
i'll update here or on tweets
On may 15th i lost the charging case for my Galaxy Buds3 FE which are basically my life, and that same day i found a €28 chinese replacement that is somewhat even better cuz it has a little notch to strap it to somewhere so i dont lose it again xD
Anyway the expected date of arrival was between june 10th and 11th. today is june 11th and precisely 22:18 PM and i still have not received a spoonful of dog dookie.
I've been tracking that package via 17track.net since 2 days ago and then it was in an "alert" state, with the chinese side (China Post) stating it was a "failed delively" outright and the italian side stating very vague stuff, talking about a "package is in Peschiera Borromeo, Milan" and some "return to sender" and another "we are certifying the situation" type stuff. Amazon is dumb and just says "out for delivery" since june 4th and "arriving today" all the time.
Today i check 17track.net and at like 9pm it updates, the italian side has apparently removed all updates from it's feed, and the chinese side still says the delivery has failed. Amazon instead updated a few minutes ago (at like 10pm precise) and announced a delay to june 16th.
Weirdest thing? up until june 7th the italian side stated "delivered to destination" but then in a paradox says "failed delivery, return to sender" which makes absolutely no sense at all
i'll update here or on tweets
Post ID 11 slug piclog-red
piclog.red
Posted onI'm creating this out of frustration
The owner of piclog.blue (a website where anyone can upload low quality jpegs) seems to have died or otherwise vanished in the void since they're not responding to emails, they aren't verifying new users anymore, and the last commit to the piclog source was 3 years ago.
So here i'm creating piclog.red:
Now users are automatically verified and can start uploading as soon as their account is created.
As the platform will most likely grow in size i will personally select and contact potential members to be elevated to admins, giving the ability to moderate sent images and/or users (maybe a bad idea but i hope not)
And i will bump security up a step further to prevent any data leaks.
I will announce in this site's tweets when the domain is bought and active!
The owner of piclog.blue (a website where anyone can upload low quality jpegs) seems to have died or otherwise vanished in the void since they're not responding to emails, they aren't verifying new users anymore, and the last commit to the piclog source was 3 years ago.
So here i'm creating piclog.red:
Now users are automatically verified and can start uploading as soon as their account is created.
As the platform will most likely grow in size i will personally select and contact potential members to be elevated to admins, giving the ability to moderate sent images and/or users (maybe a bad idea but i hope not)
And i will bump security up a step further to prevent any data leaks.
I will announce in this site's tweets when the domain is bought and active!
EDIT 1 @ 2026-06-10 20:30:02: Contemplating shutting it down, idk it's just not a job for me yk lol i just wanna relax not have to handle real sites
Post ID 10 slug Neocities-org-is-down-June-5th-2026
Neocities.org is down! June 5th 2026
Posted onCopy paste of the comment i sent on reddit on a related thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/neocities/comments/1txjory/comment/opwjy7i/
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Not a Neocities user (my site markofiume.com is hosted on a vps) but i can confirm it's a DNS resolution issue and since Neocities uses Cloudflare, it's a Cloudflare issue. I was able to get the IP address of a Neocities website using a non-neocities.org domain and trying to access it reveals the Neocities servers themselves are working:
$ curl https://[2620:2:6000::bad:dab:cafe] -Lsk -H "Host: neocities.org" | head -n 12
<!doctype html>
<html lang="en">
<head> <title>Neocities: Create your own free website!</title>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8">
<meta name="description" content="Create and surf awesome websites for free.">
<link rel="canonical" href="https://neocities.org/">
<meta property="og:title" content="Neocities">
<meta property="og:type" content="website">
SEA (the Seattle database for Cloudflare) did undergo maintenance today from 8am to 1pm UTC but it's almost 2pm as of writing this and https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/ confirms SEA is operational again. other than this i can't give a lot of details
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Not a Neocities user (my site markofiume.com is hosted on a vps) but i can confirm it's a DNS resolution issue and since Neocities uses Cloudflare, it's a Cloudflare issue. I was able to get the IP address of a Neocities website using a non-neocities.org domain and trying to access it reveals the Neocities servers themselves are working:
$ curl https://[2620:2:6000::bad:dab:cafe] -Lsk -H "Host: neocities.org" | head -n 12
<!doctype html>
<html lang="en">
<head> <title>Neocities: Create your own free website!</title>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8">
<meta name="description" content="Create and surf awesome websites for free.">
<link rel="canonical" href="https://neocities.org/">
<meta property="og:title" content="Neocities">
<meta property="og:type" content="website">
SEA (the Seattle database for Cloudflare) did undergo maintenance today from 8am to 1pm UTC but it's almost 2pm as of writing this and https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/ confirms SEA is operational again. other than this i can't give a lot of details
Post ID 9 slug First-summer-vacation-journey-yay
First summer vacation journey yay
Posted onWell nothing much really me and extended family got together and went on some famous towns in the countryside near Apulia and ate like damn pigs at a nearby restaurant xd
oh and most importantly i won €200 at a lottery and i'm keeping it all in my wallet!! Lols
oh and most importantly i won €200 at a lottery and i'm keeping it all in my wallet!! Lols
EDIT 1 @ 2026-06-03 07:25:18: Btw i forgot to say that on the return trip on the Naples ringroad there were 3 braindead drivers on our left and they somehow got into a 3 vehicle tailgate and blocked all traffic for hours ;_; we weren't involved luckily and we jus proceeded with our return trip
Post ID 8 slug School-is-over
School is over
Posted onToday was basically my last day in that class! I'm finally retiring
Well actually i was supposed to retire yesterday but i still had the final boss to defeat - the math exam, which i actually somehow silently skipped yesterday so i did it today AND THAT ONE DIDN'T EVEN GO WELL so the prof made a deal and told me i have one last chance on Tuesday June 4th. Hope that one goes well
In the meantime i still have no idea what i'm going to do in these 3 months - probably just going to think abt next year's class or going outside alone and watching trains or visiting random cool places
I'll keep yall updated (does anyone even read my website anyway?)
Well actually i was supposed to retire yesterday but i still had the final boss to defeat - the math exam, which i actually somehow silently skipped yesterday so i did it today AND THAT ONE DIDN'T EVEN GO WELL so the prof made a deal and told me i have one last chance on Tuesday June 4th. Hope that one goes well
In the meantime i still have no idea what i'm going to do in these 3 months - probably just going to think abt next year's class or going outside alone and watching trains or visiting random cool places
I'll keep yall updated (does anyone even read my website anyway?)
Post ID 7 slug The-spam-emails-i-get-about-my-website
The spam emails i get about my website...
Posted onOK i'm bored so right here right now i'm listing all the spam emails i got about my website from various "people" (robots or chinese hackers).
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Zara Wycliffe (zarawycliffe@gmail.com) sent on April 4th 2026: "Regarding your Markofiume.com"
Dear Markofiume.com Team,
I recently reviewed your Markofiume.com and noticed it isn’t ranking well on Google for your service-related searches, which is a missed opportunity, as top sites attract far more leads and visibility.
With the right SEO strategies, we can boost your ranking, attract targeted visitors, and convert them into customers. Let's get you to page 1.
Reply to this email or share your contact details to discuss further.
Best Regards,
Zara Wyclieffe
Marketing Consultant
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Max Lane (max.lane@thetechnomart.com) sent on April 9th 2026: "Website Revamp & SEO Boost Plan for Markofiume.com"
Dear Business Owner of Markofiume.com,
While reviewing Markofiume.com, I discovered that while it functioned well, there were a few places where minor adjustments may enhance the site's overall design clarity, mobile usability, and efficiency.
I have experience working with a variety of platforms, such as OpenCart, Magento, and WordPress, Shopify, etc. to assist companies in modernizing their websites and increasing user engagement.
Would you prefer a brief proposal that includes site-specific recommendations?
Simply respond "Send the Proposal with Basic Features," and I will forward the proposal document.
Best Regards,
Max Lane
Web Expert
(unsubscribe)
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Jeff Liu (jeff@cnnetname.org.cn) sent on April 26th 2026: "markofiume"
(Please Kindly send this message to your CEO since this is urgent. In case you believe this has been delivered to you wrongly, please simply ignore it. Thanks.)
Dear CEO,
This is a formal email. We are the Domain Registration Service company in Shanghai, China. I have something to confirm with you. On April 26, 2026, we received an an application from Yahui Ltd. They desire to register "markofiume" as their internet keyword and Chinese domain names (markofiume.cn, markofiume.com.cn, markofiume.net.cn, markofiume.org.cn). But after checking it, we find this name conflicts with your business name or brand name. To handle this matter properly, it's necessary to send a message to you and confirm whether this firm is your business partner in China?
Best regards
Jeff Liu
General Manager
[image, "China Registries" logo and link to www.chinaregistry.com.cn]
Tel: +86-2161918696 | Fax: +86-2161918697 | Mob: +86-13816428671
12F Kaike Building, No. 1801 Hongmei Road, Shanghai 200233, China
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souvikjain2@gmail.com sent on May 21st 2026: "markofiume.com: Quick idea on using AI for better SEO results"
Hi Team,
A lot of industry businesses are quietly using AI to:
• Predict customer behavior
• Improve conversions
• Optimize campaigns automatically
Most are still not leveraging it fully.
I’ve been testing a few strategies — happy to share what’s working.
Would you like me to send a quick breakdown?
Best Regards,
Souvik
Business Analyst.
Of course i did not respond to any of these emails nor interact (plus i don't really care about SEO, AI and other types of business-ish request) BUT i did save them into a "funny site emails" folder for some reason lol.
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Zara Wycliffe (zarawycliffe@gmail.com) sent on April 4th 2026: "Regarding your Markofiume.com"
Dear Markofiume.com Team,
I recently reviewed your Markofiume.com and noticed it isn’t ranking well on Google for your service-related searches, which is a missed opportunity, as top sites attract far more leads and visibility.
With the right SEO strategies, we can boost your ranking, attract targeted visitors, and convert them into customers. Let's get you to page 1.
Reply to this email or share your contact details to discuss further.
Best Regards,
Zara Wyclieffe
Marketing Consultant
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Max Lane (max.lane@thetechnomart.com) sent on April 9th 2026: "Website Revamp & SEO Boost Plan for Markofiume.com"
Dear Business Owner of Markofiume.com,
While reviewing Markofiume.com, I discovered that while it functioned well, there were a few places where minor adjustments may enhance the site's overall design clarity, mobile usability, and efficiency.
I have experience working with a variety of platforms, such as OpenCart, Magento, and WordPress, Shopify, etc. to assist companies in modernizing their websites and increasing user engagement.
Would you prefer a brief proposal that includes site-specific recommendations?
Simply respond "Send the Proposal with Basic Features," and I will forward the proposal document.
Best Regards,
Max Lane
Web Expert
(unsubscribe)
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Jeff Liu (jeff@cnnetname.org.cn) sent on April 26th 2026: "markofiume"
(Please Kindly send this message to your CEO since this is urgent. In case you believe this has been delivered to you wrongly, please simply ignore it. Thanks.)
Dear CEO,
This is a formal email. We are the Domain Registration Service company in Shanghai, China. I have something to confirm with you. On April 26, 2026, we received an an application from Yahui Ltd. They desire to register "markofiume" as their internet keyword and Chinese domain names (markofiume.cn, markofiume.com.cn, markofiume.net.cn, markofiume.org.cn). But after checking it, we find this name conflicts with your business name or brand name. To handle this matter properly, it's necessary to send a message to you and confirm whether this firm is your business partner in China?
Best regards
Jeff Liu
General Manager
[image, "China Registries" logo and link to www.chinaregistry.com.cn]
Tel: +86-2161918696 | Fax: +86-2161918697 | Mob: +86-13816428671
12F Kaike Building, No. 1801 Hongmei Road, Shanghai 200233, China
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souvikjain2@gmail.com sent on May 21st 2026: "markofiume.com: Quick idea on using AI for better SEO results"
Hi Team,
A lot of industry businesses are quietly using AI to:
• Predict customer behavior
• Improve conversions
• Optimize campaigns automatically
Most are still not leveraging it fully.
I’ve been testing a few strategies — happy to share what’s working.
Would you like me to send a quick breakdown?
Best Regards,
Souvik
Business Analyst.
Of course i did not respond to any of these emails nor interact (plus i don't really care about SEO, AI and other types of business-ish request) BUT i did save them into a "funny site emails" folder for some reason lol.
Post ID 6 slug Changing-SSL-certs
Changing SSL certs
Posted onSo i just found out my registrar (Porkbun) offers free Let's Encrypt certificates for root domain and subdomain!! I was previously using certbot to do the same thing but that got messy and i had to generate new certs for each subdomain (i got alot of em really) so now i am rewriting my entire Apache vhost setup to use these new certs. But stuff seems to be slightly breaking so expect some (not too much) downtime!
Post ID 5 slug I-decided-to-switch-back-to-Arch
I decided to switch back to Arch...
Posted onSo yeah i was previously using Debian on my daily driver laptop, but then i realised it's Debian so it got the software of millenniums ago and they even had the holy audacity to cut off basically every single "important" python3 package and other packages from the repos. So i chose to switch back to Arch Linux (the first distro i was able to install on my system) because of the absolutely gigantic assortment of shiny new packages the repos and the AUR have to offer. Hope it's gonna be good lols
Post ID 4 slug 10K-HITS
10K HITS!
Posted onJust checked my website and didnt realise the hit counter was at 10001 LMAO ig i'm happy this way, a massive number of indie websites out there rarely reach this level. Good for me! I'll one day make sum special event or theme or other thingy to this site to celebrate
Post ID 3 slug Reflections
Reflections
Posted on" Life is to face
I used to laugh till i choked
I used to cry like a fountain
Now i have fake smiles
I applaude caressing my palms from the balcony
Eyes dried up like the Aral lake
I do not want to find myself in the cemetery
Like i was marble behind another marble
I fear that i'm becoming automaton, cyborg
But if i have this fear i'm still safe "
pathosfera - caparezza </3
I used to laugh till i choked
I used to cry like a fountain
Now i have fake smiles
I applaude caressing my palms from the balcony
Eyes dried up like the Aral lake
I do not want to find myself in the cemetery
Like i was marble behind another marble
I fear that i'm becoming automaton, cyborg
But if i have this fear i'm still safe "
pathosfera - caparezza </3
Post ID 2 slug Alscade-net-and-a-project-to-revive-it
Alscade.net and a project to revive it
Posted on<a href="//alscade.net/">https://alscade.net/</a>
This is my first ever website actually. According to the registrar (Porkbun), i first bought this domain on July 26th 2025 late in the evening (2025-07-26T19:15:40Z). I did actually have a few domains before this but they had some issues with shitty registrars or names that didn't really fit me (mailand.net and e626.net at first, today they're both malicious and i do not suggest visiting them).
Idk what will i do with the old Alscade.net, but whatever happens is going to happen on the live version. Let me know any suggestions!
This is my first ever website actually. According to the registrar (Porkbun), i first bought this domain on July 26th 2025 late in the evening (2025-07-26T19:15:40Z). I did actually have a few domains before this but they had some issues with shitty registrars or names that didn't really fit me (mailand.net and e626.net at first, today they're both malicious and i do not suggest visiting them).
Idk what will i do with the old Alscade.net, but whatever happens is going to happen on the live version. Let me know any suggestions!
EDIT 1 @ 2026-05-12 18:13:37: probs shutting off alscade.net for now LMFAO i definitely do not need a second site
Post ID 1 slug first-post
First post!
Posted onObligatory first blog post after constructing the infrastructure for it XD hai world
EDIT 1 @ 2026-05-02 21:47:05: First Edit!